Welcome to Brain Slugs, a division of Fuzzy-Stars. I am Rachel, dur, and this is a website TOTALLY devoted to random rants and IM convos. Mainly that, but it also holds dark secrets, and stories! AND LOTSA WAFFLES! No. No waffles. If you were here for waffles, leave.
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You weren't here for waffles?
Sniffle...I'M SO FLATTERED!